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Esto es una selección de fortunes de AIX

Every program has at least one bug and can be shortened by at least one instruction -- from which, by induction, one can deduce that every program can be reduced to one instruction which doesn't work.
First Law of Socio-Genetics: Celibacy is not hereditary.
Get Revenge! Live long enough to be a problem for your children!
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
The trouble with being punctual is that people think you have nothing more important to do.
A well adjusted person is one who makes the same mistake twice without getting nervous.
I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter. -- Blaise Pascal
Cigarette, n.: A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of tobacco in between.
H. L. Mencken's Law: Those who can -- do. Those who can't -- teach. Martin's Extension: Those who cannot teach -- administrate.
Experience is what causes a person to make new mistakes instead of old ones.
Always borrow money from a pessimist; he doesn't expect to be paid back.
What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers? Mechanical Engineers build weapons. Civil Engineers build targets.
Carelessly planned projects take three times longer to complete than expected. Carefully planned projects take four times longer to complete than expected, mostly because the planners expect their planning to reduce the time it takes.
Spouse, n.: Someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.