Esto es una selección de fortunes de AIX
Every program has at least one bug and can be shortened by at least one
instruction -- from which, by induction, one can deduce that every
program can be reduced to one instruction which doesn't work.
First Law of Socio-Genetics:
Celibacy is not hereditary.
Get Revenge! Live long enough to be a problem for your children!
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that
you will look forward to the trip.
The trouble with being punctual is that people think you have nothing
more important to do.
A well adjusted person is one who makes the same mistake twice without
I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to
make it shorter.
-- Blaise Pascal
A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of tobacco in
H. L. Mencken's Law:
Those who can -- do.
Those who can't -- teach.
Those who cannot teach -- administrate.
Experience is what causes a person to make new mistakes instead of old
Always borrow money from a pessimist; he doesn't expect to be paid back.
What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers?
Mechanical Engineers build weapons. Civil Engineers build targets.
Carelessly planned projects take three times longer to complete than
expected. Carefully planned projects take four times longer to
complete than expected, mostly because the planners expect their
planning to reduce the time it takes.
Someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you
wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.